Stinky Vaginas

Faux Ma Fans, I wrote my 2nd post in my Happy Mermaid blog about a new product I am creating for smelly pussies. So gals, if you wouldn’t mind taking a second to read it and let me know all about your vagina, I would really appreciate it.

Tuna Be Gone


I’ve Gone and Done it Again

If you are an avid reader of my blog, you know that I hate authority and I would rather be homeless than to work in a career that I hate.  My stubborn nature has caused me to live out of a car, shower in Walmart restrooms, live off of one can of beans a week, and basically never the leave the house to avoid spending money.  People may assume this makes me an idiot, but I know I have been making the right choices.  The entire time I have been devising master plans to become self-sufficient by the income of one of my creative entrepreneurial ventures.  None of them have come even close to helping me survive, they mostly have just paid for a few soy lattes a week. But I refuse to throw in the towel and go back to a stuffy office with a lame boss watching the clock tick my life away.  So I have gone, and done it again, people!

I have been working on creating a handmade natural skincare line for over a year, and I decided to start a blog for it as well as an online store.  Now you make be thinking I am selling out to be posting this here, well if selling out means to use whatever audience I have to expose them to my new project for support, then yes, I am a big old sellout.  I have only one post on the site so far, but I’m going to add a bunch of photo’s of the development of the brand and whatnot.

I don’t know if this is going to be a super successful venture I have gotten myself into, I just found making these cleansers, lotions, serums, lip balms, toners, masks, scrubs, etc. turned out to be a lot of fun, and very addictive for me.  And since I am a perfectionist and bored most of the time, I went out of my way to make the products really effective and totally safe and yummy smelling.  I also had a lot of fun with naming the products, you will understand that more when I add more to the blog.  The Etsy store is not up and running yet, I think (hope) I have that ready by early 2012.  So anyways, check out the blog and stay tuned to it. I will give special discounts and stuff to the blog readers.

Okay, I will get back to blogging about hormone imbalances, sex, motherhood, anger, and marriage on Faux Ma Blog ASAP. : )



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