Typical Conversation

Husband: “Hey, make sure to never let my Sister eat our Jelly, okay?”

Me: “WTF?”

Husband: “Well, you know, if she comes over here sometime and asks for jelly, just don’t let her eat it.”


Husband: “Well, like, if she wants a toast with jelly or something. She can’t have it. Because I put my peanut butter knife in the jelly jar and she is allergic to peanuts, so she would die.”

Me: “But she never comes over, like ever.”

Husband: “Well, just in case.”

Me: “Haha. Okay. What the hell. Okay.”




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